Ditto: a man of one word.

Ditto: a man of one word. In this dialog, one character speaks only one word throughout, andthat word is "ditto," and his name is "Ditto." "Hey, man, I'm really hungry." "Ditto." "I'd like to get a burger at McDonald's." "Ditto," "I'll pay for mine." "Ditto." "Wow, I think it's really a nice day." "Ditto." "I'm going to ask that girl for a date." "Ditto." "I wonder if she'd mind you tagging along." "Ditto." "Let's find out." "Ditto." "Excuse me, but would you like to see to a movie withme?" "Ditto." "This is my friend, Ditto." "Ditto." "Oh, you don't want to go out with my friend?" "Ditto." "Then I'll tell him to leave." "Ditto." DAVID MORICE Iowa City, Iowa