Electrifying!

Electrifying! Ray, an ex-Reader's Digest writer, writes: "In 1988 Isent this to the Reader's Digest," This was back in the goodold days when they had a Toward More Picturesque Speech section. Hadthey accepted more of my offerings, perhaps today there still would bethat department of clever wordplay. However, the magazine has adapted tothe times and changed some traditions. I don't mind progress solong as nothing changes." "Ohm On The Range" "Watt's New" "Ampere Ever Blowing Bubbles" "Those Lazy-AC-Crazy Days of Summer" (By Nat King Cold) "Switchcraft" "Watt a Difference a Faraday Made" "Fuse Got The Money, Honey, rve Got The Time" "Cell Be Coming 'Round The Mountain" "Ion ... I said" "Wire You Blue" "Watt Kind of Fuel Am I" "Old Volts At Home" "Tuxedo Junction Box" DAVID MORICE Iowa City, Iowa